If albums were cars, what albums would be what cars?

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 04/03/2016 at 00:19 • Filed to: None

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Saw a post yesterday about genres, but I decided I’d make a spin on it, and have it be more specific.

Asuna SE/GT - Gordon by the Barenaked Ladies

If you hear an American talk about either, they are either very weird, or probably Canadian.

Modern Delorean DMC-12 - Vega Intl. Night School by Neon Indian

The 80s, but in 2016. (Nevermind the fact Vega Intl. Night School was actually released last year.)

2005 Nissan Maxima - From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy

Neither deserve half the shit they get. Also, both are quintessentially 2005.

Tesla Model S - Visions by Grimes

THE FUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE. And, conveniently, both came out in 2012. I picked Visions over Art Angels because I like it more.

Got any other examples?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 00:27

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Venom GT

it be Back in Black.

The Scion FRS

It be High Noon by the Arkells. It is young and almost trendy. Not many know about it, but it is great.

Birddog > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 00:33

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Edsel

Metallica St. Anger

*shivers*

ranwhenparked > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 00:56

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1974 Imperial LeBaron:

Whipped Cream and Other Delights

Battered 1990 Chevy Cavalier:

All Killer, No Filler

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 00:59

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My C1500

Rise Or Die Trying - Four Year Strong

Underrated, loud, and grin-inducing.

Cadillac XTS V-sport Platinum

Cadillactica - Big K.R.i.T

A mix of modern and old school that goes way harder than expected, and is only for those in the know.

boxrocket > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 01:18

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I’d substitute a Sentra SE-R, cobalt ss, or Focus SVT for the Maxima/FOB FUtCT

boxrocket > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/03/2016 at 01:30

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I’d substitute something Australian like a Falcon Ute XR8 for the Venom, and Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourbe or Judas Priest for AC/DC.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 01:35

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1986 Z31 300ZX turbo = Kavinsky-Nightcall

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 01:42

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The Nissan Maxima and Altima are the official douche cruiser of my area, any generation. It’s the official car of tailgating cause I’m in a hurry and traffic laws don’t apply to me. The official car of parking like a dick cause you bought it a buy here pay now lot with a salvage title and you don’t want a dent on that pristine paint even though it smells inside like the Marlboro Man died with a 1000 cigarettes in his mouth. The official car of “look I bought a car that looks like an infiniti but it isn’t a rwd sports sedan but I drive like a tool anyway”.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 01:53

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the ultimate yuppie machine is paired with Beach House

Springsteen’s The River fits a Jeep ZJ I once flipped for a profit

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 02:21

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JDMatt > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 03:35

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Chrysler Minivan

Kendrick Lamar’s Good Kid M.A.A.D city

Scion xB

Gorillaz Demon Days

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/03/2016 at 23:18

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a 1933 ford hot rod

Am I doing this right?

BruceS85 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/04/2016 at 03:17

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People like to claim that BMW drivers are douches, but you have exposed the truth to the world. You will probably receive death threats now (though likely not from Canadians).

BruceS85 > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/04/2016 at 03:21

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The Cars’ initial, self-titled album = all cars. Because cars.

Alt: Gary Neumann’s album “In Cars” for the same reason.